Letters of Intent

Dear Mike Bacsik,

Thanks for being a jerk.  I just loved your comments about my city and the Mexicans.  Congrats on getting fired, I hear Arizona is hiring you might think of looking for a job there.  Leave my city and the Spurs alone or else!!!!  That is a promise.  We love our Spurs in this house!!

Sincerely,
Mrs. S

Dear R,
What is up with these sleep problems??  If they do not start to improve then we will be forced to take drastic measures.  You need more sleep-I need more sleep.  Ok.  Thanks for learning 5 new words this week though. 

Love,
Your Mommy

Do not ask even ask what things I have done while sleep deprived.

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