Letters of Intent

Dear Stupid Virus,
That has currently on my comp.  I HATE YOU.  I had things to do and finish.  I hate using my husband’s comp for many reasons.  I need my comp back now.  You hear me.
Signed.
Mrs. Spock
Dear Sassy,
You need a new home like today.  Or you will soon be hanging a sign from your neck on the street corner.  You have no one to blame but yourself.  Good-bye to you. 
Sincerely,
Mrs. Spock
To this hot and humid weather,

Please leave.  Take the bugs that have decided to invade my home ie the flies with you, please.  Do not bother coming back at least till next year.  I really do not like humidity.  So, take a hint and leave like NOW.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Spock

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